Greetings, dear friends! Yes, yes, I'm still here, no need to worry. My humans have been really busy lately, and I just couldn't get my paws on a computer. You see, my humans close the door of the room with all the computers when they go out and during the night, so I can't even blog or tweet when I'm alone. They say that's for my own good, as I'd probably harm myself while chewing on cables, which is complete nonsense. Who has ever heard of a cat attracted to string-like thi-... oh wait, hm, never mind.
At least they let me nap on the computer desk...
Anyhow, my point is that I really deserve my own computer. Preferably one with lots of wires (I don't understand why are humans so crazy about wireless gadgets...) and one that doesn't come with software with cat-like typing detection. As you can see in the photo below, I already have some experience with fixing computers, so I see no reason why I shouldn't get a computer that will be all mine.
But alas! my humans say I'm too young to have my own computer, so they just promised to let me blog and tweet more often instead. And they also helped me set up my own Facebook page to make up for the lack of posts on my blog, so I guess I'll forgive them this time.