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7 tips on how to become an office cat

I hope you all had a nice, lazy weekend. Today is Monday again, which probably means your humans will be back at the office pretending to be busy by endlessly staring at computer screens.

But don't think that your humans are the only ones that are good with all that computer "work"; cats can also easily become super helpful office cats! Here are 7 easy things you can do to blend into the office life and help your humans be more productive:

1) Help your humans fix their computers when something goes wrong. We all know cats are way better with wires than humans!
2) At the start of the work day check the printer status. You want to make sure the printer is ready to spit out paper you will be able to play with.
3) Check the battery level on laptops and be ready to pull the plug when they are fully recharged. You will be environmentally friendly by saving energy, plus the charging cable is fun to play with!
4) Check your human's Facebook News Feed while they take a break. You don't want them to miss anything important, do you?
5) When you notice any cat related posts on Facebook, make sure to "Like" them. Again, just making sure your humans notice things that really matter.
6) Warm your human's wrist during intensive computer work to prevent RSI. A little warmth goes a long way!
7) Make sure the computer mice don't escape. You can easily do that by taking a nap on the tail or (if it's a wireless mouse) just using the mouse as a pillow.
That's just a brief overview of some of my favorite office chores; please feel free to share other helpful tips in the comments. Have a great week at the office!

15 comments:

Winston said...

Epic you are most helpful in office doing exactly what a good CEO should do, overseeing the operation!
Winston

Kea said...

Wow, Epic, you are a real professional! We're very impressed with your tips!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Thank you for all those good tips on running the office. We are going to get our Mum organised and then nap on the mouse.

SuziQCat said...

Those are great tips Epic...you will get promoted before you know it!!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

You really are a paws on office cat!!

Sammy and Andy said...

Thanks for all the wonderful tips, Epic!!!!

CCL Wendy said...

You certainly are a very good administrative assistant and computer technician, all in one bundle, Epic! How much do they pay you?

Jacqueline said...

Epic, you are such a wonderful office cat; we think you deserve a raise for all your hard work...Those are such cute photos...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

The Island Cats said...

Those are some excellent tips. Epic! We already practice a couple of them like making sure the mouse doesn't get away and watching the printer, but we're gonna work on the rest of them!

Fin said...

These are awesome tips!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Those are all really good tips. One thing I like to do is poke my human to make sure she doesn't fall asleep on the job. I also comb her hair with my claws so she is always properly groomed.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

You write a furry good office procedures manual...hope you get paid in treats for that hard work!

Baby Patches said...

Pawsome tips! I must writes dem down as I has been an office cat for over a year now, I do a lot of helpful fings but some of these are good tips fur me MOL

Purrrrrrrrrrrs

Epic the Cat said...

Thanks for all the great comments! I'm officially head of the H&R department at our home office, although I don't mind helping whenever I can. In practice I think we all know I should be the CEO, but I like to let my humans think they're in control (silly humans!).

Oh, and they pay is good, can't complain. Canned breakfast every morning, regular treats, lots of toys to play with... I'm happy with my office job!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Epic! We are like a week behind, but those are great tips for becoming an office cat!!

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