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Epic's Water Quality Ranking

I sometimes hear humans on TV or interwebs discussing whether it is better drink tap or bottled water. They seem pretty confused about this matter, so I hope I can shed some light on the subject based on my empirical evidence. So, here's my official water quality ranking:
  1. Tap water somebody opens when you demand it: in other words, get in the bathtub, look cute, meow/chirp if necessary and voila! humans make the water flow. Easy, fresh and tasty!
  2. Water in human glasses: just wait for the right moment when your humans walk out from the kitchen with a glass full of water and pretend to be super thirsty. Or, if they ignore you, just help yourself to a sip when they live the glass unattended. (Note: water in people's glasses often tastes better than on-demand tap water, but I just haven't figured out how to ask for water in human glasses whenever I want to, so I placed on-demand water in 1st place due to its accessibility)
  3. Water in your bowl: yeah, I know it's fresh from the tap, but it just doesn't taste as good as the other two kinds. Although bowl water is perfectly acceptable if you want to get a drink while lying on the floor.
Bottled water? Forget it, my tongue just isn't that long. So, if you ask me, tap water always wins over bottled water; I don't know why humans can't appreciate the awesomeness of fresh tap water.



5 comments:

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We agree with your ranking - we also include fountains - higher than bowls but lower than human glasses. But we know a lot of cats don't like fountains - so we say that is variable.

One Cats Nip said...

What about toilet water....I go there quite often

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

We have a furriety of water vessels at our house, especially since Brightons pee problems...somehow we always want what requires mewms to help us though...why is that?

There's an awardie for your mewmie, and a meme, waiting for her on our blog...

3 Cat Blog said...

mmm....you're very talented :) And we totally agree about tap water.

One Cats Nip said...

Epiicccc oh epiccc! Where do you slink off too?

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